one day i will be a good artist
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
| Mom: | GO TO YOUR ROOM |
| Brother: | that's not fair |
| Mom: | DO AS I SAY. |
| Brother: | You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! |
| Mom: | Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. |
| Me: | I CAN HEAR YOU. |
Mind blown.
They’re 12 and 8.
Yup.
uh.
WHOA.